I can’t remember the last time I used the ‘maths’ part of my brain. I fear atrophy is rife. A small withered lump of dry gristle now dwells where a toned rippling muscle once stood tall. Armed with a piece of paper, a tape measure, a big pile of timber and a scientific calculator my [...]
Monthly Archives: April 2007
Hmm not too sure…
April 28, 2007 – 9:32 pm
I have absolutely no idea what I am going to type… I heard an inference the other day after a rant about shoes that it would probably appear in a post a few days later. All I said was that you can tell a lot about a country by it’s ‘shoe policy’. For example – [...]
The balance of life…
April 25, 2007 – 6:15 pm
If I was to do something bad I would expect that life would react. It’s not a tit for tat ‘if I tread on an ant’ thing but things do have a habit of coming around. I had a theory when working in London that even the tiniest moment of altruistic tendancy such as letting [...]
A moment of clarity…
April 24, 2007 – 5:04 pm
I got up really early today. Swapped my glasses for lenses and squeezed into a wetsuit. Surrounded by German camper vans (I think they are getting ready for the final push – see the fourth Reich) I crept through the car park and settled at the waters edge to warm up. I’d beaten the sun [...]
Two bees or not two bees…
April 21, 2007 – 7:58 pm
Einstein (obviously a genius in and out of the surf) was allegedly heard muttering a somewhat sweeping statement about the state of the universe during an all night drinking binge in a Yates wine lodge in Preston high street. His mouth was slightly tainted with extra hot chillies from a rather tired looking doner kebab [...]