Monthly Archives: February 2008

Cute enough for you…?

…so Kevin and Sylvie are running a cute kids competition on fmb‘s very own our blog. This is not an entry into that competition as the prize (offered by The cute kid) seems to be a huge 16″x20″ family portrait, printed on canvas – and quite frankly I’d rather have some week old roadkill stapled [...]

Sk8r Boyz…

…look out Portugal – cos there’s a new breed of rail-grinding, kick-flippin’, oh so stylin’ it crew hitting your concrete. This is the new school coming through and they’re taking names. Okay so there’s a couple of old duffers in there too who should be tucked up in a rocking chair reading Saga magazine and [...]

The web of the wide world has gone mad…

…it seems that now there’s a fan club celebrating the mindless dribblings of a tedious old wazzock. Quite frankly I’d had enough of the internet when I got poked on Facebook for the 37th time today but now the entire super-information highway is strewn with the roadkill and the camel’s back has a slipped disc. [...]

A bit of blue juice…

…can be a wonderful thing. I’ve been out of the water for a few weeks now – what with annoying stuff like work and random family members to deal with there’s just been no time. So with a somewhat reduced level of paddling fitness last weekends surfari was approached feeling slightly tentative. Luckily the relentless [...]

You’d have thought…

…it would be relatively easy to find a decent spinning envelope in this day and age but no – not a single decent rotary vector based letter transporting device out there to be stolen. So I had to spend valuable ‘lounging around’ time constructing one. Please feel free to steal it (right sidebar) and use [...]

I can’t remember…

…the last time I sent a Valentines card – not because I don’t agree with the commercialisation of yet another religious/pagan/historical character or event or because I have some inate fear of expressing my innermost emotional turmoil through the medium of cardboard – I just haven’t met anyone over the last few years that’s blown [...]

Ask Penfold anything (again)…

The first question that I’ve decided not to completely ignore (ie not written by Daddy P) is Kevin D asks – How do I stop sylvied deleting your Dad’s comments? Next in line was Linky Love who wants to know a – Why does DaddyP loves to eat his nose? b – What kind of [...]

Go ahead ask me…

…absolutely anything. Obviously a simple surfing query would be just dandy but I will answer anything. Any subject – nuclear physics, international ice figure skating even domestic science (haven’t you ver wondered how Daddy P gets his whites so white…?) All enquiries should be posted here at the fuelmyblog forum Ask Penfold anything section and [...]