…or die. It’s not easy being a sk8r you know. I didn’t surf today. I did skate very badly though – concrete just seems so hard these days… PS – no children were seriously mamed in the production of this post.
Monthly Archives: August 2008
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August 29, 2008 – 7:08 pm
1,246 screws 722 pieces of timber 36 litres of cuprinol 47 sheets of polystyrene insulation board 1,438 roof tiles 2 splinters 1 mystery bruise on my left elbow …the final result being a roof (and a ceiling depending on where you’re standing) – a huge psychological barrier broken and protection from sun and rain to [...]
The dark side of Snow White…
August 26, 2008 – 6:40 pm
…of course now I’ve started there is no end. There was always something fishy about the cohabitation of Miss Snowy-knickers and those diminuitive cave chiselling ‘hi-hoers’. Now we know… I didn’t surf today. There are more doodles here.
The dark side of Pooh…
August 24, 2008 – 1:07 pm
…I always thought there was something funny about his eyes. Button-like almost… There are more doodles here. I didn’t surf today.
Bear trap anyone…?
August 23, 2008 – 4:00 pm
..having taken everybody’s advice onboard regarding domicile security I ventured out into the big city – my list was short but would be an effective remedy against mindless gorms further denting my good humour: Bear trap ( a simple device retaining the ‘perp’ for further enquiries) Razor/barbed wire (prevention being better than cure) Human ears [...]
Rain dance…
August 21, 2008 – 5:49 pm
…if you want it to rain just follow a few simple guidelines: First cut some fresh garlic picked on the full moon, then carefully slice some newly slaughtered flesh (bacon or ham will do), wash some lettuce and a tomato then get some mayonaise (preferably Hellmans) from the fridge. None of this will make it [...]
Chicken Licken…
August 20, 2008 – 6:03 pm
…clucked and flapped around the farmyard protesting the inevitable plummet of Heaven toward Earth. Not even this sage like poultry could have predicted the instantaneous appearance of an enormous French hypermarket within the county limits of my local town. Seemingly overnight this behemoth of consumer heaven has landed its air-conditioned aisles in our midst, thrusting [...]
Good kharma…
August 19, 2008 – 5:40 pm
…I received another chain email today professing great kharmic reward for the simple action of forwarding it’s life lessons to others. Maybe the author of this message could explain to me (as I sat amidst the dust and rubble of my new ‘house’ in tears this morning) why my door had been kicked down and [...]