..having taken everybody’s advice onboard regarding domicile security I ventured out into the big city – my list was short but would be an effective remedy against mindless gorms further denting my good humour:
- Bear trap ( a simple device retaining the ‘perp’ for further enquiries)
- Razor/barbed wire (prevention being better than cure)
- Human ears (to warn intruders of my apparent insanity and love for item 4)
- An assortment of bludgeoning/dismemberment/general mutilation instrument (reasons – obvious)
Needless to say my streak of bad luck continued and the ‘Vigilante Supermercado’ had closed for their summer vacation to Malaga. Nuts.
I didn’t surf today. Picture above by the fabulous Banksy.
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Poor Pooh ………
Poor Pooh? There’s a dark side to that bear you are unaware of – and he needs punishing….
“The dark side of Pooh” – that could be a winner – is he the original honey monster?
(And by the way, Piglet is looking most distressed, he’s fallen off his chair twice now.)
Not sure about these vigilante shenanigans … just wait a few days so I can restore your good humour to its original shiny finish xxx
You’re absolutely right – I shall be cultivating an aura of inner peace and venturing on tree-hugging expeditions….
(a few days? Ohboyohboyohboy xxx)
Cool pic!
(get a room you two!)
They’ve got several of ours………
nuts…..yes thats it….just wave yer ballbag at em !!!!