…so Kevin and Sylvie are running a cute kids competition on fmb‘s very own our blog. This is not an entry into that competition as the prize (offered by The cute kid) seems to be a huge 16″x20″ family portrait, printed on canvas – and quite frankly I’d rather have some week old roadkill stapled [...]
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Sk8r Boyz…
…look out Portugal – cos there’s a new breed of rail-grinding, kick-flippin’, oh so stylin’ it crew hitting your concrete. This is the new school coming through and they’re taking names. Okay so there’s a couple of old duffers in there too who should be tucked up in a rocking chair reading Saga magazine and [...]
Go ahead ask me…
…absolutely anything. Obviously a simple surfing query would be just dandy but I will answer anything. Any subject – nuclear physics, international ice figure skating even domestic science (haven’t you ver wondered how Daddy P gets his whites so white…?) All enquiries should be posted here at the fuelmyblog forum Ask Penfold anything section and [...]
A glimpse of London…
… a fantastic steak dinner (medium rare), a few glasses of cider (Magners over ice) and a tot of rum (quite vile) and I find myself waking up on Mr Woppit’s living room floor wedged into a sleeping bag next to a cold cup of tea. I vaguely remember him blustering through at dawn muttering [...]
’twas the night before Christmas…
…when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Actually it’s three nights before Christmas, DP and PJ have been playing Sonic Riders like a couple of spotty teenagers and there’s a bunch of drunk blokes overflowing with Christmas cheer on the terrace below. If there was a mouse around [...]
A lick of paint…
…all I need to do is run the drains, concrete the floors, pitch the roof, insulate, tile and gutter. Then run the electrics and plumbing, build walls, floors and ceilings. After that I might do some plastering, rendering, jointing, painting and decorating. Following that I could fit some sinks, basins, baths, showers, taps, a washing [...]
Notice.
It is prohibited to sell/consume alcoholic drinks: *Kids less than 16 years old; *People with apparent psychological disturbances. So if you’re barking mad and under 16 you don’t stand a chance getting a beer in this establishment. So hop it tiny nutter! I didn’t surf today.
Sometimes…
…when I’m not surfing waves, building houses, duffing my poor innocent child, being rude to my hapless oaf of a father or blogging about the blogiverse I do musical type stuff like this… go here and then click on play I would put a snazzy media player button on this page but stupid wordpress won’t [...]