Christmas is coming…

ponsietta, ponsetta, porncetta, whatever

…Jack Frost has been nibbling at my extremities and my goose is definitely on the chubby side. So I’m thinking that it’s time to slip on my Santa flavoured panties, loiter under the mistletoe and get my eggs well and truly nogged.

Yo ho ho.

Meanwhile back on Earth – I’ve been clambering up the learning curve that is Cubase (a music sequencing program), which hasn’t featured in my life since Maggie Thatcher was bopping around number 10 to Kajagoogoo and Atari were dominating the computer race. I’ve been playing with stolen voice samples and some ‘real instrument’ recording techniques ending in something that sounds vaguely like music. Feel free to leave constructive criticism. Unless it’s bad in which case go to my father’s blog and leave it there…

If, for some strange reason, you want to download it then right click on this link and save.

I didn’t surf today but I did hang some jolly green curtains.

6 Comments

  1. Posted December 16, 2009 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    You know, your Santa flavour knicks might be on the brisk and – dare I say – itchy side. You definitely sound more like Suzanne Vega than you used to.

    penfold replied:

    Since I gave up smoking my voice changed dramatically. Some men find it very attractive…

  2. Posted December 16, 2009 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    Oooo – stereo stuff …… volume balance on Monica’s need attention otherwise I thoroughly enjoyed that and might download onto my [I mean your Mother's] new iPod Touch ………

    Nice piccy as well …… apart from the logo [I know you're doing a protective thingy but do try and integrate it into the picture for integrities sake].

    I’ve decided to offer proper and constructive criticism to keep people away from my place ……

    penfold replied:

    Thanks Pops – I knew I could count on you to do something at some time.

  3. Posted December 16, 2009 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    Nice.

    [I see your voice has finally broken. x]

    penfold replied:

    Thanks Ma. You should probably not let Dad use your iPod. Ever. He’ll ferret around in the menu and ‘organise’ everything for you x

  4. Posted December 17, 2009 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    But have you hung your stocking? x

    penfold replied:

    Very much so. But I think you knew that … x

    Daddy Papersurfer replied:

    I hope it was well hung …….

    KPX replied:

    I haven’t seen that.

    (If only that were true.)

  5. Posted December 17, 2009 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    I believe there is an inappropriate amount of discussion about hanginess around here. Cease and desist forthwith (please).

    KPX replied:

    I quite agree.

    P.S. It’s snowing.

    Daddy Papersurfer replied:

    [Sorry - I thought he'd stopped wearing stockings ..... ]

  6. Posted December 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    very cool…. i like it. (i hope that’s constructive enough….)

    penfold replied:

    Perfect Twinny. Thank you kindly… x

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