Frozen flush

frosty fern

A general misconception that we are all swanning around in bikinis, surfing and drinking large fruity cocktails down here during the winter months must surely be dispelled. Not only do we have to wear woolly hats and thermal knickers but at times we have to suffer from ridulously pretty frost formations adorning the local flora (see flickr pages) and occasionally having to unfreeze the toilet waste pipe (lavatory if you live in Sussex).

The latter is best avoided as the situation can (and did) develop into a rather sordid affair if flushing occurs before defrosting takes place.

I didn’t surf today. I was busy lagging my pipes.

8 Comments

  1. Posted January 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    I must say, your photos are stunning young man. You are gifted.

    penfold replied:

    Why thank you kindly ma’am…

  2. Posted January 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    heinous beauty! the horror… the HORROR!

    sympathy on the toilet woes… nothing places you firmly on planet earth like a sanitary disaster. bet it doesn’t freeze quite so pretty. no photos, please…

    penfold replied:

    I’ll probably have to blame my father’s plumbing. It’s a hobby of his you know…

  3. Posted January 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm | Permalink

    A large, fruity cocktail might have actually helped us prepare for the loo disaster … liquid courage and all that. xx

    penfold replied:

    Never too early in the day for an LFC. I’ll go defrost some lemons… xxx

  4. Posted January 10, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    As you aren’t wearing your bikini at the moment may I suggest you use that to lag the pipes …….

    [blimey - what's happening to everyone's lemon trees etc?]

    penfold replied:

    Lemon trees seem to fare okay. I suspect a few orange trees may be a tad ‘burnt’ in the next few weeks. I’ll be able to get my snowboard out soon…

  5. Posted January 11, 2009 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    I am truly grateful for this blog. How else would we be able to keep up with the minutiae of your daily life.

    Enjoy.

  6. huge
    Posted January 13, 2009 at 5:56 am | Permalink

    I was trying to eat my breakfast whilst reading this ………….then i read a line about Daddy papersurfers` plumbing,it put me off my banana porridge !
    But as its 20 degrees C first thing in the am here ,maybe i should go for a LFC for brekkie instead.
    LOL Hugeypoohs xx
    PS the water just got to 21 degress,nice.

    penfold replied:

    Hi Huge – if you’re trying to make me jealous it’s working very nicely! Lagide looked fab yesterday but I’m still landlocked (brain weevils are bastards). Boo. x

  7. Posted January 14, 2009 at 8:00 am | Permalink

    beautiful shot!

    i hate snaking pipes….

    penfold replied:

    I’m not sure what ‘snaking pipes’ is but if you hate them – I hate them too. Bastard things…

  8. upsidedowneyhead
    Posted January 15, 2009 at 10:15 am | Permalink

    the mental images of you in a) a bikini, b) thermal knickers and c) dealing with a backlog (almost literally) have put me into therapy and i will be sending you the bill. However i will knock a bit off for giving us such a beautiful picture. ;-)
    keep warm, i am sure you two know how xxxxx

    penfold replied:

    I have very attractive thermal knickers actually.
    We will be trying all sorts of warming techniques. Oh yes indeedy. Uh huh. Yup. xxx

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