…if you want it to rain just follow a few simple guidelines:
First cut some fresh garlic picked on the full moon, then carefully slice some newly slaughtered flesh (bacon or ham will do), wash some lettuce and a tomato then get some mayonaise (preferably Hellmans) from the fridge. None of this will make it rain but you will have a delicious and nutritious lunch.
To really encourage precipitation of a vertical nature then simply spend a few days carefully, painstakingly, (with skill and cunning) creating a perfect roof from well-seasoned timber; choosing a time of year when the merest whisp of a cloud is a scarcity indeed. Then stand back and admire your work as the first rumble of thunder meanders through the valley…
No – the tiles aren’t on yet. Yes – it will be buggered if it really does rain.
Anyone else having a good week?
I didn’t surf today.
PS – 17 bonus points if you know who painted the above rainscape.
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Am I allowed to say Constable? although it looks like a Turner …………..
Did I stipulate that no art ‘teachers’ were allowed to answer…?
No
(Constable is right but don’t tell anyone – give them a chance to guess!)
[re-name your jpg's before posting them to avoid cheating then]
It wouldn’t have even occurred to me that might be necessary. Tsk…
Really? And you have the advantage of knowing his previous………… you should have taken that into account.
Very true. Sometimes I am an idjut like wot he is…
Drat I thought Turner too!
‘…if you want it to rain just follow a few simple guidelines:’
Move to Manchester !!!!
I’d never want it to rain enough for such a desperate measure!
Tee hee
tsk !! just as well I am not from these parts or I maybe offended lol
Anyway ’tis rare sunshine today