Skate…

skate death (it's not easy)

…or die.

It’s not easy being a sk8r you know.

I didn’t surf today. I did skate very badly though – concrete just seems so hard these days…

PS – no children were seriously mamed in the production of this post.

12 Comments

  1. Posted August 31, 2008 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    Whoops ………

    penfold replied:

    …rubbery these kids!
    (amazing how him and the board fell exactly into the chalk line…)

  2. Posted August 31, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Him fell into the chalk line, did him? For Pete’s sake, who learned you? Tut.

    Concrete IS hard. Don’t break him; the price of plaster these days……….

    penfold replied:

    Yes him did. I shouldn’t start getting all grammatical round here – you’ll be barking up a sailed piece of moss…

    KPX replied:

    now if you’d said barque-ing, that would be cleverer.

  3. Posted August 31, 2008 at 5:33 pm | Permalink

    Didn’t know they made black chalk. Huh…

    penfold replied:

    Well that just shows what you know about chalk…
    (quite a lot more than me it seems)

  4. Posted August 31, 2008 at 9:04 pm | Permalink

    “Skate or Die” – the tag on my son’s first (and so far, only) tattoo. There be an inked Papersurfer Junior in your future :-)

    penfold replied:

    Ink? (yikes) well I suppose it would seem inevitable but I have a feeling there won’t be an earring or tattoo in sight…

  5. Posted August 31, 2008 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    mamed … maimed … memed … mimed … ?

    Daddy Papersurfer replied:

    Should read ‘marmited’ ……. I think

    penfold replied:

    The English language however was macerated…
    (mimed I reckon)

  6. Posted August 31, 2008 at 11:40 pm | Permalink

    thank goodness for green stick fractures !!

    penfold replied:

    I’m going to nod politely and agree. (I don’t know what that means so if it’s really obvious tell me in brackets so nobody thinks I’m stupid)

    70steen replied:

    (kids tend to bounce but if they break it is usually a green stick fracture.. a bendy fracture…. its ok ’tis not you who is stoopid but I, as has been pointed out to me many times lol)

    nodding politely and agreeing is obviously something TG taught you;-)

    penfold replied:

    absolutely

    *nod nod*

    ;)

  7. upsidedowneyhead
    Posted September 1, 2008 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    eldest mini-upsidedowney says – ‘wicked – dylans dad is so cooooool !!!’ i have tried to put him straight. x

    penfold replied:

    Quite right – I think these children should spend more time indoors reading Thesauruses (Thesauri?) and eating sprouts x

  8. Posted September 1, 2008 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    Skating is so last year. I hear Conkers is making a huge comeback.

    penfold replied:

    It’s good to hear that somebody out there is on the cutting edge of radical sports.
    But it’ll just get ‘popular’ then everybody will be doing it – ‘conker camps’ springing up all over the place – then it’ll just be next years roller-blading…

    bedshaped replied:

    Extreme conkers….remember where you heard it first!

  9. Posted September 3, 2008 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    Morning. Did your guest have a good flight? x

    tNb replied:

    A long and loverly flight, with a charming & handsome fella waiting for me at the end … x

    KPX replied:

    That’s good. (I wonder who that was? Puzzled….)

    penfold replied:

    Yeah – me too….?

    KPX replied:

    Oh, hello. There you are.

    It’s abso-bloody-lutely piddling down here, again, and I think it’s minus 100 deg… at least. Not that I’m bothered, just SAD SAD SAD.

  10. Posted September 3, 2008 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    Whoops – sorry – I should have knocked …..

  11. Posted September 6, 2008 at 6:27 am | Permalink

    The V-man says the D-man should be donning neoprine…

    penfold replied:

    I agree. If the V-man could come over here and tell the D-man in person that would help and then the ‘Dad-man’ wouldn’t sound like a broken record…

    KPX replied:

    I love it, for so many reasons………..

  12. Posted September 6, 2008 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    neoprene!

    (crap…) ;-)

    Daddy Papersurfer replied:

    You’re rubbish you are ……..

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