…please send answers on a postcard to the ‘Penfold doesn’t know what to write about competition’.
Prizes may include:
A post dedicated to you.
A pair of DaddyP’s underpants (chemically cleaned by professionals).
A free subscription to Twitter.
Private surf lessons from Tango in a bikini.
Breast enhancement surgery from the Penfold carpentry workshop.
Of course several of the above answers may [...]
