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Wooden breasts

July 9, 2010 – 6:29 pm

Every now and then I sift through my statcounter and see why or how people arrive at Papersurfer. One search that brings this blog to the very top of Google is the commonly used term ‘wooden breast’.
Having inadvertently tagged a post with this a while back I am now attracting many fans of the carbon [...]

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What shall I write a blog post about…?

April 5, 2009 – 1:02 pm

…please send answers on a postcard to the ‘Penfold doesn’t know what to write about competition’.
Prizes may include:

A post dedicated to you.
A pair of DaddyP’s underpants (chemically cleaned by professionals).
A free subscription to Twitter.
Private surf lessons from Tango in a bikini.
Breast enhancement surgery from the Penfold carpentry workshop.

Of course several of the above answers may [...]

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