To celebrate the 10,000th visitor to Papersurfer I will be offering a splendid prize.
I shall personally cook a 3 course dinner for lucky reader number 10,000* at my home which will be served on the terrace at sunset.
The following terms and conditions apply
This competition is valid for everyone but immediate members of my family (ie. my Dad). If any member of my family (ie. my Dad) does win then then the next non-family member (ie. not my Dad) will be the lucky recipient.
I didn’t surf today.
(* Travel not included.)
Now, let me get this straight, ‘cos it’s quite confusing. When I am the 10,000 visitor to your site
I win what exactly?
Oh, and is this on your terrace or, possibly, dare
I say it, the afore mentioned outside space of the home of the TERRIBLE GODDESS and her humble acolyte?
10,000 visitors? has the world gone mad?!?!?
Congratulations [soon] and I’m looking forward to breaking bread with you [I have got this right, haven’t I?].
Sorry, what’s your name?
It’ll have to be yours as Hippy Richard has just demolished the one at my house (I did ask him to!).
I never said that Mum couldn’t win. Just you…
So what number is this visit of mine? And will you be providing entertainment too? Maniacal entertainment for your maniacal winning reader.
OK – that’s quite clear now.
Sorry Lizza – 9913. Try again later.
DP – good boy.
Ooh Ooh…..did I win???
9935 and counting….
Sit down Ms Twin. 9934 for you…
9944…………..ooooo
Oh…devil. I’m going back out to surf…
A much better option – I wish I could join you…
Ooo, did I win? And does the prize include airfare? LOL
SusannahS – 9967 for you. Sadly not – but I will pick you up from the station…
Did I win? Dinner looks lovely, and having it on the terrace at sunset sounds divine… Seems like the company might be interesting too 🙂
9971…….. it’s going to be a long night.
Already past your bedtime isn’t old man?
Hi TJ – the company would be divine of course! Unfortunately on 9977…
mmmm…dinner. I like dinner. I really like dinner outside near a lagoon. Especially if it is cooked by a surfer. Sooo divine. You must have known I would be stopping by. I shall pack a swimsuit, a sarong and probably nothing else. well maybe a toothbrush for after dinner. See you soon!
9994………..got to get my timing right….. so excited……..I’m really hungry.
Hey, what happens if YOU are the 10,000 visitor?
9997………crikey crumbs
Hmmm – good point. I might take myself out for dinner if I win…
You always were a cheap date
If it says 9999 does that mean 10,000?
It’s just gone up to 10,002!!!!!!!!! Did you take out 10,000 just to save some cash!!!!!!!! We want our money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s a fiddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kitchen Papersurfer doesn’t care!!!!!!!!
She thinks I’ve lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rubbish
How can you lose what you never had. Have a nice dinner, my little poobumkins.
You’ve definitely lost it…
That was fun
Crap! Crap! Crap! How was I supposed to win….if I couldn’t get your site to load???
Sometimes I wonder… I swear there’s a mechanism that I’m not privy to. Some guy sitting on the other end observing…laughing to himself….”ah…nance is trying to get on again…think I’ll block her.” Grumble grumble….
As the winner was a random clicker at 8.05 am this morning I think that Ms Surftwin should get the offer of dinner…
Whenever you like – would you like directions?
Corinna – you were stuck in moderation for a while, sorry about that. I’d leave the swimsuit and just bring the sarong if I were you. Peekskill eh? I stayed there many moons ago – beautiful part of the world…
Yay! ….killing two birds with one stone. Dinner….and possible ammo for the confessional tomorrow…. hehehe.
Sounds good to me. I’ll get busy in the kitchen…
Oh that’s ok. I’ve always enjoyed being stuck in moderation. The awesome quiet of the internet rocking ones comments on a sea of pixelated grandeur.
Well see if I take a holiday again…