…the evidence is out there – you just have to look for it.
The long flowing locks and irreverant attitude…
The love of seafood and a drop of vinho tinto or two…
I’m thinking the whole Joseph/carpentry thing was slightly misleading – dovetails shmovetails – he was shaping custom longboards for the Galilee massive.
Don’t even get me started on the whole walking on water nonsense – he was quite obviously a noseriding genius.
I didn’t surf today. I was too busy building a lightning rod…
What would my mother have said!!!!!?!!!! ……. [ he looks quite good doesn’t he? – he’s probably getting some help]
…not sure I want to know what your mother would have said. Mouth like a sewer that woman!
Maybe I should call on a higher power next time I go for a surf – might help my cutbacks…
Dude …
I’m not sure ‘dude’ is an appropriate moniker for the son of God. I’ll just go check…
…a distinct lack of comments today for some strange reason… 😉
top left laid some very nice carpet at my gaff a while back…if only i’d known…i need a new kitchen table
Was he dressed the same way? ‘Cos I’m not sure that’s appropriate attire for laying carpet in a young ladies dwelling…
serendipity – we have the same photo of jesus on our blogs (but I posted mine on september 30 🙂
Ah well things do move mysteriously…
so can he actually walk on water?
Can, could, will? Not my position in life to answer such questions so boldly – I just put forward the evidence and let other people make irrational judgements…
HalleluJah!
I never made the connections, but now that you put it that way I see the light… the one “at the end of the tunnel” that is.
Ofcourse he was a carpenter as he had to make his boards from wood back then. The word “shaper” hadn’t been thought up yet.
He must have been using a SUP for the water-walking ting, and its a simple mistake to mistranslate carving through the water as parting the sea.
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“Holy water!” = “good lord look at those waves!”
Dictionary of rural slang – http://www.ruraldictionary.com
Man, I preaching in Church tomorrow 🙂