Apparently Jesus was a surfer…

…the evidence is out there – you just have to look for it.

The long flowing locks and irreverant attitude…

The love of seafood and a drop of vinho tinto or two…

I’m thinking the whole Joseph/carpentry thing was slightly misleading – dovetails shmovetails – he was shaping custom longboards for the Galilee massive.

Don’t even get me started on the whole walking on water nonsense – he was quite obviously a noseriding genius.

I didn’t surf today. I was too busy building a lightning rod…

14 Replies to “Apparently Jesus was a surfer…”

    1. …not sure I want to know what your mother would have said. Mouth like a sewer that woman!

      Maybe I should call on a higher power next time I go for a surf – might help my cutbacks…

    1. Can, could, will? Not my position in life to answer such questions so boldly – I just put forward the evidence and let other people make irrational judgements…

  1. HalleluJah!

    I never made the connections, but now that you put it that way I see the light… the one “at the end of the tunnel” that is.

    Ofcourse he was a carpenter as he had to make his boards from wood back then. The word “shaper” hadn’t been thought up yet.

    He must have been using a SUP for the water-walking ting, and its a simple mistake to mistranslate carving through the water as parting the sea.

    “Holy water!” = “good lord look at those waves!”
    Dictionary of rural slang – http://www.ruraldictionary.com

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