Bear trap anyone…?

..having taken everybody’s advice onboard regarding domicile security I ventured out into the big city – my list was short but would be an effective remedy against mindless gorms further denting my good humour:

  1. Bear trap ( a simple device retaining the ‘perp’ for further enquiries)
  2. Razor/barbed wire (prevention being better than cure)
  3. Human ears (to warn intruders of my apparent insanity and love for item 4)
  4. An assortment of bludgeoning/dismemberment/general mutilation instrument (reasons – obvious)

Needless to say my streak of bad luck continued and the ‘Vigilante Supermercado’ had closed for their summer vacation to Malaga. Nuts.

I didn’t surf today. Picture above by the fabulous Banksy.

8 Replies to “Bear trap anyone…?”

      1. “The dark side of Pooh” – that could be a winner – is he the original honey monster?

        (And by the way, Piglet is looking most distressed, he’s fallen off his chair twice now.)

    1. You’re absolutely right – I shall be cultivating an aura of inner peace and venturing on tree-hugging expeditions….
      (a few days? Ohboyohboyohboy xxx)

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