Alabama US or Midlands UK. Maybe both put together. That’s the size and shape of my hangover.

My neighbours and very good friends left for Wales today and forced me to drink too much brandy last night. Bastards.

I didn’t surf today. Probably would have drowned anyway…


  1. I needed to let a little time elapse before I reacted to this news, so here is my considered opinion

    Tee hee hee.

    SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!!!!!!!

    [please note – I left out the apostrophe]

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