I’ve been struggling a bit with my blog posts recently. They’ve gone a tad sparodic and crap. My apologies.
I think I was a mite blogged out with all the Big Blogger thing and the WBC thing and the Papersurfer thing. I have a full time job, a child who just won’t be fobbed off with the TV and an obsessive surfing habit and quite frankly there are just not enough hours in the day.
So I’ve decided that I need to concentrate on less things and prioritise so I’m going to sell Dylan to the gypsies, give away my surfboards to some German novices, stop blogging and just focus on my career.
Obviously about as likely as my Dad running 2 miles in a day (with or without a slipped disc). He couldn’t run his way out of a wet paper bag convention…
I didn’t surf today.
Not the gypsies PLEASE – they pay really badly.
He can cycle 2 miles, but not in a wet paper bag, does that count?
On his new foldaway granny bike? Well – depends if he’s cycling to the cigar shop I suppose…
Ahem……. let me tell you………oh, nothing
Run out of breath there Gramps….?
Give your boards away?!? For shame…
You obviously need help in the prioritizing department.
The day I give my boards away is the day the devil drops into a big snowy half pipe and does a McTwist…
Oh and I meant to say that your blogs seem just the same to me…………….. what?
see what the time is?
You been up all night raving again Ma?
It’s just not the 90’s any more – get over it….
the 90’s – what a little angel, I’ll leave you all my money
Over my dead body.
Easily arranged Pa….
Wouldn’t the gypsies prefer it if you sold DaddyP to them?
Hi Fracas – already tried. They said they’d take him if I gave them 10 quid as well!
Still mulling it over…
…looking for a ‘donate’ button to help you out with that.
Shh. Don’t tell him I said that or he’ll get Uma to kick *my* ass.