…I received a complaint from a reader yesterday that the post frequency at Papersurfer has been teetering on the minimal. This is true – no denial can be made. There are several reasons for this gradual slide into blogging obscurity and none of them warrant an apology, retraction or excuse of any kind. I believe that over-posting during times of bloggers block can lead to a nasty condition known as direbloggerhea…
…and nobody wants that.
All I can say to the good for nothing, layabout, ‘my life’s a beach’ surf bum that had the audacity to whinge at me like a big pink girlies blouse (made from polyester probably) because other people on the planet have to get up before lunch and work for a living so sometimes don’t have the energy or the inclination to be charming and witty every night just for your amusement is…
…save a wave for me mate – I’ll be down at the weekend…
I didn’t surf today.
‘direbloggerhea’ – you spelt it correctly – brilliant
no complaint from me I know ‘danger’ when I see it (I did a course in it circa 2001)
Charming and witty every night sounds exhausting (and heavenly). I think you need more surf-time …
pink elephant trousers
liquidised cheesecake
one legged man was dancing on top of a caravan one day and guess what happened – he fell off
the F chord on the guitar is a slippery little f***er isnt it?
why is it that when you wear underwear to die for the only thing you pull is your hamstring getting out of the taxi home and the very night you wear “ahhh thats nice i can breathe” knickers you meet the man of your dreams who promises you total ruination
just wondered
hope thats filled up some blogspace and kept your mate happy !!!! xxxxx
What? We’re supposed to be charming and witty? Every night? Rats…that’s why i don’t date much, either [crawls back under rock…]
Teeny – do they do a correspondence course for that…?
Miss Bravo – never a truer word spoken. I shall take that advice and heed it well methinks…
Miss UDH – have you ever considered starting your own blog…? x
PS – I quite like big knickers. Oh and tiny ones. Any knickers are good actually…
Ms Park – room under that rock for two…?
for a minute I thought I was in trouble…I did mention something about loading up taking to long didn’t I ?…we can all learn from your wisdom Penfold 😉
funny you should say that Pen …. I failed it the Grammar Police saw to that 😉
[thud] what? did someone say something? oh… room under the rock… sure. bring beer. it’s a weekend. [thud]
Bleedin’ grammar police – been plaguing me my entire life. Just can’t seem to get rid of them…
[thud] ooh nice rock. Funfur? Does that vibrate…? Nice… [thud]
[thud] “Baaaaaa!” [thud]