A well known Devonian phrase for describing a completely waveless oceanic state.
However – I know a couple of witches and to be fair they are quite bountiful in the nork department and (as was pointed out to me just the other day) if one was a witch (a hypothetical situation as I am obviously male and would therefore be a ‘warlock’ if I were a practitioner of the dark arts) one would have the use of magic and all that entails and one would knock up a batch of ‘nork enhancing potion’ in ones bubbling great big cauldron. Wouldn’t one?
Kazaam – perfect, humungous but perky breasty dumplings!
So pick on somebody elses tits!
I rest my tit case.
I have an idea that involves me (and some of you) surfing a lot so have a look at the surf convoy and let me know if that appeals to anyone…
I didn’t surf today – but plans are afoot.
You’re planning to have chest enhancement or do I misunderstand? Papersurferette or Penfolda are nice names so go for it.
I didn’t surf today either. but I do have lovely norks 🙂
Obviously I shall require photographic evidence…
😉
are they great tits? the one on the left seems quite alot bigger
I think the other may just be further away…