A brief warning to all wearers of stylish head gear. It seems that somewhere in Europe there is a dastardly deed doer at large.
May I draw your attention to the photograph above. Note the casual excellence of my cranial coverage – the sleek lines, the perfect shade allowance. It’s function and form combining beautifully to create the ultimate in head protection. A man of my follicular count needs a hat.
Now it is gone. Stolen. Taken with no mercy .
Let it be known that I, Penfold the surfer of all that is Paper will not stop until justice is done. I will search every mountain and valley. Every beach and every forest. Every coat hook in the hallway….
Ah nuts! It looked better on her anyway…
I didn’t surf today.