…don’t force it.
Japanese watermelon manufacturers have developed a way of fitting a round peg into a square hole – making refrigerator use just a little more efficient.
Personally I feel if an orifice is the wrong shape then no amount of genetically enhanced lubrification will ease a peg’s passage…
I didn’t surf today.
Harumph!!!
Still in the UK? 🙂 I suppose if you mash hard enough, DP can be molded to fit nicely in a box…
Still here Ms Fae – home tomorrow for a period of real life. I’ll have to mash DP on my next fleeting visitation…
You’re rude you are.
lubrification…?! yikes sounds very scary
I used to box him round the ears too much when he was kid ……. oh well …… who needs spelling anyway?
here here, well said. I have boxed him around the ears once or twice in the past too, so dont take all the blame DP.
Penfold – looks like you had a wonderful time, some really beautiful photos. Hope you squirrels can work out a way to live in the same tree. xxxx
Hi Timbo – I was sort of hoping nobody would notice. Oh well…
Miss UDH – everybody keeps telling me thats not a real word. Obviously they are all idiots (especially DP) xxx
DP – try doing a post without LoTG assisting your spelling and grammar…
i have many thoughts on this subject,best left for the grindstone me thinks.when you back schnookums?
i will be back in flymagrera friday,meanwhile in the imortal words of jfk ich bien ein berliner.
Bye bye my little poobumkins, see you soon.
Bored now – de dum de dum de dum de dum.
Tango get home OK? She’s Canadian you know …… it doesn’t matter though ……..
AD – you old hound dog you. Berlin eh? What takes you there? A love of culture and history I expect. See you at the weekend…
Bye Ma. Maybe if you kick Dad in the shins he won’t be so bored…? xxx
(Tango got home OK btw)
Fascinating and disturbing…
Farmer