1 x big car (4×4 if possible)
1576 x kilometre
3 x surfboard (different shapes and sizes)
7 x surf spot (mix with varying waves)
1 x bottle Bretagne cider, 1 x bottle Absolut vodka (+ several x hangover)
Unknown quantity food and chocolate (varying qualities acceptable)
Good company – best to include 1 x AD,Â 1 x mad German and 3 x gorgeous blonde Dutch girl (different shapes and sizes if available)
Shake vigorously over several days and then sit back and enjoy the memories.