Please could you, whilst visiting your venerable grandparents do several things for me…?
1 – give your grandmother (aka KPX) a big hug and a big kiss from me.
2 – give Grumpy (aka Daddy Papersurfer) a chinese wristburn and if the opportunity arises – a deadleg.
3 – find out if giant butterflies do giant piles of poo….
thankyou.Â I miss you loads.
Your loving father.
PS don’t forget to brush your teeth!