Mr Woppit…

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…as you all know was the racing partner of the late great Donald Campbell. Mr Woppit was a British made car and boat racing teddy who broke eight world speed records in the 1950s and 60s. He remains the only teddy to set both land and water speed records in the same year (1964).

Mr Woppit survived the boat crash in which Campbell died in 1967 but was driven into hiding by the media frenzy that followed the tragic accident. Some say he has been spotted base jumping in the Himalayas and also surfing spots such as Jaws and Teahupoo but without photographic evidence I fear this is just an unsubstantiated rumour that die hard Woppit fans have fabricated to ease the hard truth of his inevitable demise. More likely are the rumours that he sank into a quagmire of drugs and prostitution searching for that elusive high that he had in his tiny furry hands as a young ted…

However his memory lives on again as his name and instinct for riding the edge of sanity have been taken on by a daring blogger from the jungles of South London.

Blending fact and fiction into a melange of wit and hilarity I give you Mr Woppit (and yes – it’s a present so you can’t give it back).

Strangely I went to school with this man so I can vouch for his ability to bear the mantle of such a tiny stuffed toy.

I surfed today – more about that later.

11 Replies to “Mr Woppit…”

  1. Up Woppit indeed dear pater – I’m sure you’ll have no arguments from him!

    Not sure Queeny – you’ll have to consult the orifice that is Woppit to find out such treasures…

    Twinnegan – the teddy is cute. This is to draw attention away from the authors face which allegedly looks like a ripped out fireplace…
    (actually he’s slightly handsome but don’t tell him I told you)

    Tweeny – that is so true…

  2. hi… ๐Ÿ˜‰

    OMG! that’s my Beeno Baby long lost brother!! Yayy!! Found at last!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ cute!

    Oh, Beeno Baby (pic in my blog), trying sooooo hard to locate his big brother! now i can sleep well. no more distractions by Beeno. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    thank you! *wink & twirl*

  3. It seems that Mr Woppit ‘bears’ a striking resemblance to several stuffed toys. Maybe he was a bit of a daredevil and a rogue… (for rogue read teddy slut)

    Tweeny – I have no idea what goes through Woppits head. He has always been a mystery to me – I believe that’s part of his allure…

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