One of those days…

It’s one of those days when I sit at the computer and have absolutely no idea what is going to come out of my fingertips and onto the screen. If I had a fictitious pet llama or a typing dog then maybe things would be easier. I could reiterate AD’s filthy repertoire from the Grindstone but I want to retain my PG rating and the days events there were beyond tedium the first time round….

So some minor news – the Surf Convoy has been cancelled. My apologies to everyone that has booked and paid (talking to myself again). It was a fab idea but the Grindstone has taken over all possibilty of getting away for the beginning of September. I still intend to go – my brief southerly expedition has reminded me how beautiful the West coast can be and I’m determined to see it all. I still haven’t surfed my way up into Spain through Galicia and round to the North coast. I sneaked a few days in Asturia last year and it is truly stunning. One of the few places in Europe where you can sit out back and look at mountains dropping into the sea…

Hat news. Due to an unusual outbreak of jellyfish stings and Gouda mould in the Den Haag region my sources have managed to hone in on the main suspect. A full and open confession is expected and as long as it is returned unharmed (in person – to my door!) no charges will be pressed. So I ask that all curses and fatwa be lifted until further notice for fear of driving the culprit underground…

Thankyou.

I didn’t surf today.

8 Replies to “One of those days…”

  1. Ohhhh that could be a problem…

    Once those Fatwas and curses are out there they are pretty hard to call back in…

    Fatwas and Curses are not cruise missiles ya know, the difference being cruise missiles have a self destruct button(I saw that on a James Bond Movie once) and and Fatwas and cruses don’t, but then again Fatwas and curses don’t land in Bulgaria then the are aimed to Iraq either and if the stings are happening and the goda is molding we must have been right on target with the fatwas and curses I’d say.

    Anyway… I’ll see what I can do.

    Hope you get your hat back.

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