Part 1 is buried so far in my archives that I may have to reiterate –
Part 1 simply comprised of the simple act of not having to make 2 cups of tea in the morning – thereby shaving valuable seconds from your daily morning routine.
Part 2 is obviously not having to have annoying sex on a regular basis. The feeling of well-being and gratification that follows could very well lure you into a false sense of security that everything is alright with the universe. This could obviously then lead to being overtly nice to strangers and passers by during a post-coital meander in public areas spreading a euphoric feeling of love and understanding in tiny ripples across the globe.
Where do you think it’ll all end? Universal happiness and a perfect pan-galaxian moment of purity and enlightenment? Get a grip…
Anyway – I’ve only got one tea bag left.
I didn’t surf today.