…or die.
It’s not easy being a sk8r you know.
I didn’t surf today. I did skate very badly though – concrete just seems so hard these days…
PS – no children were seriously mamed in the production of this post.
A surfer stuck in the mountains of Portugal…
Whoops ………
…rubbery these kids!
(amazing how him and the board fell exactly into the chalk line…)
Him fell into the chalk line, did him? For Pete’s sake, who learned you? Tut.
Concrete IS hard. Don’t break him; the price of plaster these days……….
Yes him did. I shouldn’t start getting all grammatical round here – you’ll be barking up a sailed piece of moss…
now if you’d said barque-ing, that would be cleverer.
Didn’t know they made black chalk. Huh…
Well that just shows what you know about chalk…
(quite a lot more than me it seems)
“Skate or Die” – the tag on my son’s first (and so far, only) tattoo. There be an inked Papersurfer Junior in your future 🙂
Ink? (yikes) well I suppose it would seem inevitable but I have a feeling there won’t be an earring or tattoo in sight…
mamed … maimed … memed … mimed … ?
Should read ‘marmited’ ……. I think
The English language however was macerated…
(mimed I reckon)
thank goodness for green stick fractures !!
I’m going to nod politely and agree. (I don’t know what that means so if it’s really obvious tell me in brackets so nobody thinks I’m stupid)
(kids tend to bounce but if they break it is usually a green stick fracture.. a bendy fracture…. its ok ’tis not you who is stoopid but I, as has been pointed out to me many times lol)
nodding politely and agreeing is obviously something TG taught you;-)
absolutely
*nod nod*
😉
eldest mini-upsidedowney says – ‘wicked – dylans dad is so cooooool !!!’ i have tried to put him straight. x
Quite right – I think these children should spend more time indoors reading Thesauruses (Thesauri?) and eating sprouts x
Skating is so last year. I hear Conkers is making a huge comeback.
It’s good to hear that somebody out there is on the cutting edge of radical sports.
But it’ll just get ‘popular’ then everybody will be doing it – ‘conker camps’ springing up all over the place – then it’ll just be next years roller-blading…
Extreme conkers….remember where you heard it first!
Morning. Did your guest have a good flight? x
A long and loverly flight, with a charming & handsome fella waiting for me at the end … x
That’s good. (I wonder who that was? Puzzled….)
Yeah – me too….?
Oh, hello. There you are.
It’s abso-bloody-lutely piddling down here, again, and I think it’s minus 100 deg… at least. Not that I’m bothered, just SAD SAD SAD.
Whoops – sorry – I should have knocked …..
The V-man says the D-man should be donning neoprine…
I agree. If the V-man could come over here and tell the D-man in person that would help and then the ‘Dad-man’ wouldn’t sound like a broken record…
I love it, for so many reasons………..
neoprene!
(crap…) 😉
You’re rubbish you are ……..