…how exactly do flies ‘land’ on ceilings?
Do they buzz in a parallel path then barrel roll and swiftly deploy their jam-covered suckery feet?
Or… do they come in at a slight angle upwards outstretch feet #1 and #2 (full sucker power at ready), attach both then swing their shiny black arse skyward….?
Or… do they do a combo rollover/front foot sucker/swing round manoeuvre…?
Or do they simply fly upside down and land?
I didn’t surf today and people ask me why I don’t sleep at night…