..having taken everybody’s advice onboard regarding domicile security I ventured out into the big city – my list was short but would be an effective remedy against mindless gorms further denting my good humour:
- Bear trap ( a simple device retaining the ‘perp’ for further enquiries)
- Razor/barbed wire (prevention being better than cure)
- Human ears (to warn intruders of my apparent insanity and love for item 4)
- An assortment of bludgeoning/dismemberment/general mutilation instrument (reasons – obvious)
Needless to say my streak of bad luck continued and the ‘Vigilante Supermercado’ had closed for their summer vacation to Malaga. Nuts.
I didn’t surf today. Picture above by the fabulous Banksy.