…the evidence is out there – you just have to look for it.
The long flowing locks and irreverant attitude…
The love of seafood and a drop of vinho tinto or two…
I’m thinking the whole Joseph/carpentry thing was slightly misleading – dovetails shmovetails – he was shaping custom longboards for the Galilee massive.
Don’t even get me started on the whole walking on water nonsense – he was quite obviously a noseriding genius.
I didn’t surf today. I was too busy building a lightning rod…