Apparently Jesus was a surfer…

…the evidence is out there – you just have to look for it.

The long flowing locks and irreverant attitude…

The love of seafood and a drop of vinho tinto or two…

I’m thinking the whole Joseph/carpentry thing was slightly misleading – dovetails shmovetails – he was shaping custom longboards for the Galilee massive.

Don’t even get me started on the whole walking on water nonsense – he was quite obviously a noseriding genius.

I didn’t surf today. I was too busy building a lightning rod…