i before e

1,246 screws 722 pieces of timber 36 litres of cuprinol 47 sheets of polystyrene insulation board 1,438 roof tiles 2 splinters 1 mystery bruise on my left elbow …the final result being a roof (and a ceiling depending on where you’re standing) – a huge psychological barrier broken and protection from sun and rain to… Continue reading i before e

Rain dance…

…if you want it to rain just follow a few simple guidelines: First cut some fresh garlic picked on the full moon, then carefully slice some newly slaughtered flesh (bacon or ham will do), wash some lettuce and a tomato then get some mayonaise (preferably Hellmans) from the fridge. None of this will make it… Continue reading Rain dance…