Bear trap anyone…?

..having taken everybody’s advice onboard regarding domicile security I ventured out into the big city – my list was short but would be an effective remedy against mindless gorms further denting my good humour:

  1. Bear trap ( a simple device retaining the ‘perp’ for further enquiries)
  2. Razor/barbed wire (prevention being better than cure)
  3. Human ears (to warn intruders of my apparent insanity and love for item 4)
  4. An assortment of bludgeoning/dismemberment/general mutilation instrument (reasons – obvious)

Needless to say my streak of bad luck continued and the ‘Vigilante Supermercado’ had closed for their summer vacation to Malaga. Nuts.

I didn’t surf today. Picture above by the fabulous Banksy.