Wooden breasts

Every now and then I sift through my statcounter and see why or how people arrive at Papersurfer. One search that brings this blog to the very top of Google is the commonly used term ‘wooden breast’.

Having inadvertently tagged a post with this a while back I am now attracting many fans of the carbon based mammary. However, they do (understandably) leave somewhat disappointed as there is not a single solitary nork fashioned from the bough of a tree available for delectation within these digital pages.

I have redressed that balance and included the above photograph for all those wonderful souls searching for inspiration from a heavily carved funbap. Please, chiselled hooter lover, enjoy…

I didn’t surf today. Why would I…?


    1. I would suggest a small square of 120 grit sandpaper and a palm sander to finish those off. How about you…?

  1. Several cogent comments on the original post… unlike this one.

    Experiment. I am a ๐Ÿ™‚ because I don’t know if ๐Ÿ™‚ works.

    1. Frau Blรƒยผcher – my vast knowledge of comedy musicals is sadly lacking in this regard. I shall remedy the situation asap…

      Igor x

  2. Now if they were smoothed a bit and a coconut milk tap added they’d be functional. I’d just be afraid of splinters in my gums at this point.

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